Translated by Max Nemtsov
Author’s Note: The following are the pieces of found poetry, texts I found on Avito Board and VKontakte social network.
A Great Many of Them
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For sale, the new Army Summer Field Soldiers’ fatigues, old style Camo color Flora (Watermelon camo, vertical, horizontal, VSR-98, etc.) Original NOT self-made NOT Chinese All sizes are stamped. Sturdy cotton fabric, Solid sewing according to the State Standard Almost all sizes range available: 48-3, 48-4, 48-5; 50-3, 50-4, 50-5; 52-4, 52-5, 52-6; 54-3, 54-4, 54-5, 54-6; 56-3, 56-4, 56-5, 56-6; 58-4, 58-5. Before ordering specify the availability of required sizes!! !! Mailing to peripheral regions Other thematic things can be found in the profile
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40 (XXS) For hire Children’s military uniform For the height of 135–140 For a thin girl. For a thin girl. For a thin girl. The state like new. Hire for 350 rubles a day + deposit 1500 (refundable when the suit is returned) Will answer all questions PM me
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Chuvash Republic, Cheboksary, Peace Ave., 90 bldg 1 Lenin’s District Offering soldier’s uniform of the GPW time for hire. Size 48–50. Also available women’s and children’s sizes. Many different costumes — Carnival Masquerade, For celebrations, Photo sessions, Children’s morning events And Corporate parties. Look in the profile, Write, Call, A great Many Of them
In Several Stages
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Hello there My name is Sevak Arturovich.
I’ve been dealing in law practices more than 4 years.
I assist military servicemen and their families!
The list of services rendered: — Assistance in receiving 3,000,000 rubles For wound (Contusion, trauma and injury) According to the RF President’s Decree; — Receiving insurance payments from SOGAZ company; — Receiving the ID of A veteran Of Combat Action; — Consultation regarding resignation From military service Of military personnel As based on conditions Specified by the RF legislation; — Receiving the money certificate for improving living conditions For military personnel And their families; — Assistance in declaring Military personnel Missed in action; — Assistance in declaring dead at SMO; — Assistance to families in receiving payments for death Of military personnel; — Assistance in composing a petition to the military prosecutor’s office The RF Ministry of Defense The commander of a military unit.
A lot of positive practice Available in The services Enumerated above.
Success in resolving Your issue Is contained In the timely And properly Done Work!
If an issue is unsolvable I tell it at once Not to waste my or your Time.
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Hello May name is Kristina! I’m a practicing esoteric. I help people Tarot, the Matrix of Fate and many other Practices — relations — love — money — business/work WRITE RIGHT NOW. I’ll answer all the questions Worrying you I don’t view for people younger than 18 I don’t view pregnancy, death, SMO The payment by heart